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triplash:

getrippedandripthesystem:

when your GF is a bad-bitch powerlifter and you see her squat face during an argument you know it’s time to just shut up and apologize.

shit that is adorable

triplash:

getrippedandripthesystem:

when your GF is a bad-bitch powerlifter and you see her squat face during an argument you know it’s time to just shut up and apologize.

shit that is adorable

Greek Pantheon Asks
Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
Apollo: Favourite song?
Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
Artemis: Favourite animal?
Athena: Do you have any special talents?
Demeter: Favourite food?
Dionysus: Favourite drink?
Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?
wild-soulchiild:

objektid:

American greasers hang out in the park. The greaser subculture began in the 1950s with the advent of rock and roll and era was comprised largely of rebellious, working-class youths obsessed with hot rods and music. The name greaser came from their greased-back hairstyle, which involved combing back hair with, wax, tonics or pomade.

i think i just had an orgasm. 

wild-soulchiild:

objektid:

American greasers hang out in the park. The greaser subculture began in the 1950s with the advent of rock and roll and era was comprised largely of rebellious, working-class youths obsessed with hot rods and music. The name greaser came from their greased-back hairstyle, which involved combing back hair with, wax, tonics or pomade.

i think i just had an orgasm. 

It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it happens to women all the time, too. We hear “I just want to be friends” and “you’re like one of the guys” and “you’re like a sister to me” just as often. But you’ll never hear a woman complain that guys just don’t appreciate a Nice Girl because we’re taught it’s our own fucking fault when we’re rejected—we aren’t pretty enough or thin enough or sexy enough, we weren’t sexual enough or were too sexual, we put out too much or too little or too soon or not soon enough, we didn’t wear our hair the right way or our skirt the right length, we’re “too tomboyish” or “too butch” or “too feminine”, or we’re “not their type”, or we’re otherwise not good enough in various ways to entice the man to grace us with his affection.

But when we’re not interested in someone, we’re vilified. We’re the bitch that lead them on, the bitch who let them buy us dinner but didn’t want to date them, the bitch who doesn’t appreciate a nice guy, the bitch they were nice to and then got nothing in return from.

And, frankly, fuck those people. Showing interest in me, being friendly with me, getting close to me, or eating a meal with me (even if they paid for it) doesn’t obligate me to open my heart or my legs. And anyone who doesn’t appreciate my friendship sure as hell doesn’t deserve my love or my pussy.

-delacroix

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my-little-underground:

GOOD GOD!!

Oh my. My makeup today was similar to this. I must have been channeling my still-living spirit animal Beth Ditto.

These are some beading techniques I found REALLY handy when I first started making jewelry

onwingsofwaxandfeather:

And some tools that I found you MUST have if you’re wanting to make your handmade stuff look a bit more professional. LOTS of stuff under the cut, but didn’t want to clog up your dash with it all!

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luminary-child:

“Wait…a Muggle healer? What do you need to see one of those for?”

“Oh, Ronald…”

“Isn’t St. Mungo’s good enough? You’re not dying or anything, are you?”

“For Merlin’s sake, Ron, I already told you-”

“I don’t get it. What do you need a Muggle healer-“

Doctor, Ron.”

“What d’ya need a doctor for that St. Mungo’s can’t help you with?”

“Ron…we’re having a baby.”

“We…what?

YES OMG YES I ACCEPT THIS HEADCANON

theeverydaygoth:

niczka:

Muslim lolita <3

These coords though. <3 I love seeing well dressed Lolitas. 

Aww so cute. I love how the bottom right one worked her mini-top hat and veil into her headdress. I really do.